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After Earth

Hello readers,

I have a Facebook page (shameless plug , click here ) . And on this Facebook page, I asked people to post any suggestions on what they would like reviewed or any topics they would want to read about.

Unfortunately for you all, a fellow blogger and friend suggested ‘After Earth’. Click here for his blog which is a thousand times more interesting than this:

I chose this picture because this is the most ridiculous advertisement for a movie. Fear is not a choice. Fear has scientifically been proven to be real. #technicalities
I chose this picture because this is the most ridiculous advertisement for a movie. Fear is not a choice. Fear has scientifically been proven to be real; so real in fact that almost all people have no choice but to feel it. #technicalities

Shortly after watching this movie (actually it was immediately after), I vowed I would never, ever watch another Father/Son, Mother/Daughter movie collaboration. Ever.

It’s been some time since I saw it and so the plot might be somewhat skewed here , but basically it has something to do with Jaden Smith running around in a forrest whilst Will Smith guides him through the forrest , through some sort of bluetooth device… or something like that.

ANYWAY – Jaden Smith spends the entire movie crying or sulking, probably from the embarrassment of being forced to act with his father.Will Smith cries in the end too because he realises that his son is in-fact, a terrible actor. Also , some other things happen obviously.

Looking beyond the acting , someone out there needs to stop this director : M.Night Shyalaman .

This guy directed one good movie in 1999 , the Sixth Sense, and I only liked it because it had Bruce Willis in it. All of his other work is ridiculous and his movies make millions! It makes no sense whatsoever!

 

 

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